This is a rough draft of an idea that popped into my head. I’ve always thought of Joe Biden as one of the biggest jokes in recent political history. Which is saying a lot considering the amount of morons in the political scene today.
Recently, I started referring to him as “Bitch Boy Biden” and it has been stuck in my mind. After watching the laughable DNC 2020 last week, it wouldn’t get out of my head. So I decided to just write something off the cuff to see where it would lead.
Now, I am not a poet. Not by a longshot. But I do like to dip my toes into the realm of lyrical rhythm every now and then (check out “The Cry of a Child”). I’m just not that good at it. So this is a rough draft of what popped into my head when I decided to write this poem. There is no punctuation, the structure of the poem is inconsistent, and there are other technical problems with what I wrote. But I think there is something decent here. Of course, such a poem will incense people who support Biden. But I hope that it causes such people to think about who Biden is, what he has done, and truly question whether or not he is fit to hold any kind of political office ever again.
Poem: Bitch Boy Biden
Hello Bitch Boy Biden
Where are you hiding
In your basement flinching
As your constituents are burning
Businesses and dwellings
Of people who want to earn a living
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
Sad he isn’t living
To sniff at little children
A leader who doesn’t lead
As Americans hurt and bleed
But now you’re gonna see
That people tired of your greed
With pockets filled with Renminbi
While you’ll shut down our economy
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
Sad he isn’t living
To sniff at every woman
As Schumer, Harris, Pelosi
Pull on your strings daily
Because you are a weakling
Who has no moral standing
Racist against Black Americans
“You ain’t black” unless you vote Biden
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
Sad he isn’t living
To sniff at children and women
With Obama you waged war
Paid off terrorists and more
While Americans cried “No More”
Didn’t care about our soldiers
Administration wanted more
Vote Biden for more war!
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
A joke to men and women
Who know that you are lying
Your administration built the cages
Imprisoned children of all ages
Of illegal immigrants who wanted the wages
That should have gone to our natives
Hurting white, black, minority collectives
Competing for ever-lower wages
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
A joke to men and women
Who know you hate Black Americans
A bridesmaid, never a bride
Biden stay in your basement and hide
Not a leader to do or die
But to mercilessly mock and deride
As Americans today die
From leftists that you ratify
With your silence and lack of condemnation
Of people who will destroy this nation
Defund the police they all are claiming
Destroy the nuke fam they are aiming
Destroying our system of education
While Biden hiding in his basement
Bitch Boy Biden
In a basement hiding
A joke to men and women
Your mind is what you’re losing
A question I ask of you
Of what you are going to do
When these leftists come for you
Will you go to the voting booth
Or be a Biden quaking in your shoes
The choice is always up to you
