So after dabbling with some poetry centered about being quarantined, I felt it was time to move on to making a song. Of course, I am not a composer or expert musician. So it made sense to just pick a song and change the lyrics to suit the situation. Given the current scandal where the mainstream media, political pundits, SJWs and the left are claiming that saying “Chinese virus” is racist, I immediately knew the perfect song I would use for this.
So I present to you Kung Flu Fighting! Inspired by Carl Douglas’s Kung Fu Fighting which I highly recommend you play for the first two stanzas. After that, I added additional stanzas, but you will have the music stuck in your head by this point. Without further ado, I give you:
Kung Flu Fighting
Chinese government is Kung Flu Fighting
The virus spreads like lightning.
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
It’s a funny China virus, from a funny China town
They were chopping bats up, they were chopping bats down
Wet markets are a disgusting thing, and in Wuhan it’s real big
But then people got real sick, Government started locking down real quick
Chinese government is Kung Flu fighting
The virus spreads like lightning
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
There was President Xi Jinping, and his little army men
He said, lock them all up and shut them all down.
He took a bow but wasn’t done, had to quiet certain someones
Doctors Nurses got locked up, whistleblowers reporters were shot
Now everyone is Kung Flu Fighting
The virus spreads like lightning
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
So now it’s a pandemic, Because China pursed its lips
And let its citizens travel round, spreading it all around
From Italy to the US, Now everyone’s at risk
Cause China lies about, virus from Wuhan town
Everyone is Kung Flu Fighting
The virus spreads like lightning
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
But China is not done, trying to brainwash everyone
Claiming it’s not at fault, while helping the victims
So where’s the MSM, they are China’s Yes Men
It’s really so pathetic, the MSM claims we’re racist
Everybody is Kung Flu Fighting
The virus spreads like lightning
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
So careful what you say, Cause China will take your meds away
Over Chinese virus calls, As the news swallows it all
Now what can we do, except to say fuck you
To China and the news, as they try to brainwash you
Everybody is Kung Flu Fighting
The virus spreads like lightning
Its speed is rather frightening
But it infects with perfect timing
Author’s Note: The purpose of The Independent Politician column is to try and drive discussion in a rational, civil, and logical manner between people of differing political positions. I am not a political pundit. I am just a regular guy trying to figure things out. But as an Independent, my main goal is to move America forward. But why not have some fun too?
